SECRET SOCIETY
REVEALED Our intrepid reporter has managed to infiltrate a hitherto unknown Secret Society, formed with the intention of subjugating the human race and forcing it to devote itself entirely to the welfare of the cat. An example of the behaviour advocated by this society can be seen in the picture below - work out where the unfortunate husband will have to sleep! |
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| Since cats cannot give the usual "funny handshake" beloved of such societies, the cunning little devils have devised the fiendishly well concealed Secret Sign illustrated below to identify themselves to fellow members. | ||
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| So beware! If you see your cat making this sign, you may be the next to be bent to his will! | ||
